Ask Paula Cracker (ex. Gorilla Guitarist and an overall fabulous woman) anything your bleedin' lil' hearts desire.
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Looked at my artwork from my Ask Paula Cracker blog last night… Comparing the first ask to the most recent, yeeeeeeesh!!! How did i get so many followers with such shitty work, lol… I’m so appreciative of everyone following it, you guys have no idea.
I hope I’ve improved enough in this past year, because my early Paula asks make me cringe really bad. Still, lots of work to do to improve even more, wow!!!
[[ Just extending an OOC thank you to all the followers this blog has gained in the past year. I reached 200 a while ago even though I don’t update much, wow!! Even during my longest hiatus of, what, 5 months of so ?! I was still steadily gaining followers and I appreciate each and every one of you!! Thanks so much and let this be proof that I’m working on improving as I go along and I hope this blog gets prettier soon, lol. Workin’ hard for you guys.
Keep the asks coming, Paula will answer them whenever she’s sober enough. ;) ]]
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I know you regret kicking me out of the band because I’ve become even lovelier than when you last saw me (how it’s possible, the world will never know), but you are barking up the wrong tree, mudsy.
Why don’t you give ol’ Rachel Steven’s a ring. While she’s not as devastatingly gorgeous as me I’m sure that bird’s not doing anything, or anyone, worth while (you’d probably have a shot).
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i don’t need your forgiveness
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I will give you the fact that I’ve never heard this one, luv, but as always, I hate to be the bearer of bad news.
Stu-pot has always been, and always will be, a grade-A dullard. Sweet as that boy may be, poor fool has been this way even back when I was datin’ him. Voice and face of an angel at the price of being a genuine fool. All those car accidents did was blacken his eyes and saddle him to a dirty satanic slag.
There’s no mental damage to be repaired since he’s always been a sweet dummy. But who knows, if he somehow managed to stop looking like a mangled dog and get his youthful looks back, I’m sure I wouldn’t kick him out of bed or anythin’.
xoxoxo
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I’m sure you’re all very disappointed~
But I’m not some hot mess like your precious Gorillaz, my life is just peachy at the moment.
xoxoxo
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Wasn’t the most fun I’ve ever had, but it definitely wasn’t the worst. Nothin’ new.
to put it simply, I am just happy to be back, darlin’. That’s the only real answer you’re going to need.
ask box open all proper like
Bloody phone, told you it was a piece of shit.
Alright, ask box should be officially open now, don’t fret.
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‘ello? Is any body out there?
So sorry I’ve been away, my little pets. Your precious ~*Gorillaz*~ weren’t the only ones sufferin’ a bloody awful time. After the tough holiday season last year, your dear ol’ Paula here had a bit of a…. well, let’s say “episode” and had to take a little “excursion” of the sorts to fix me’self all up again.
But you know ‘ow tough this bird is, can’t let a little turbulence bring ‘er down or what ‘ave ya.
I’m on my way home to answer what I’m sure is a tidal wave of question from you beautiful fans. Unfortunately, since I’m still a ways away from home, ‘ere I am, battlin’ shitty fucking reception on a piss poor excuse for a phone. So I ‘ave an empty inbox and any questions I grace with my answer may take awhile to reach you.
But don’t fret, luvs, I should be back home and in full swing again by June 10th, able to honor you lot with my full attention and lovely face.
I’ve missed you all but I’m sure you missed me a hell of a lot more.
Now I know you’re fancin’ some answers from me, so ‘ave at it, alright?
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