Ask Paula Cracker (ex. Gorilla Guitarist and an overall fabulous woman) anything your bleedin' lil' hearts desire.
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Wasn’t the most fun I’ve ever had, but it definitely wasn’t the worst. Nothin’ new.
to put it simply, I am just happy to be back, darlin’. That’s the only real answer you’re going to need.
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Bloody phone, told you it was a piece of shit.
Alright, ask box should be officially open now, don’t fret.
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‘ello? Is any body out there?
So sorry I’ve been away, my little pets. Your precious ~*Gorillaz*~ weren’t the only ones sufferin’ a bloody awful time. After the tough holiday season last year, your dear ol’ Paula here had a bit of a…. well, let’s say “episode” and had to take a little “excursion” of the sorts to fix me’self all up again.
But you know ‘ow tough this bird is, can’t let a little turbulence bring ‘er down or what ‘ave ya.
I’m on my way home to answer what I’m sure is a tidal wave of question from you beautiful fans. Unfortunately, since I’m still a ways away from home, ‘ere I am, battlin’ shitty fucking reception on a piss poor excuse for a phone. So I ‘ave an empty inbox and any questions I grace with my answer may take awhile to reach you.
But don’t fret, luvs, I should be back home and in full swing again by June 10th, able to honor you lot with my full attention and lovely face.
I’ve missed you all but I’m sure you missed me a hell of a lot more.
Now I know you’re fancin’ some answers from me, so ‘ave at it, alright?
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((I have been noticing that I keep gaining like an obscene amount of followers despite me closing the ask box and going on hiatus months ago…
but this is a head’s up from the artist that i am planning on cleaning out my ask box and reopening askpaulacracker this June, after I graduate and before I possibly head out to a new school.
Hopefully, my art has improved and I can respond to asks more efficiently. I hope you keep an eye on this space and keep following for more of miss paula here.
xoxoxo))
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I can’t be bothered to workout daily or anything of that sort. But my diet consists on mainly cigarettes and gossip so I suppose there’s that.
But then again, I’m a cartoon, so I can do whatever I damn well please and still look fabulous as hell.
kisses~
xoxoxo
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Back when he wasn’t a complete dullard, Stu was a bit of the romantic type.
It’s the only redeeming quality I can think of.
xoxoxo
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Thanks for 100+ followers!!
Thanks for all the lovely darlings I have following me and my escapades~ I’m very grateful for all the support and even for all the hate.
I’m still trying very hard to find time in my busy schedule, between revenge modeling and gossip mongering my music career to answer all the messages in my inbox, so thanks for bearing with me in during these tough times~
love always
xoxoxo
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xoxoxo
dear paula cracker,
ive drawn this picture of you. i feel that it is an accurate representation of your persons. please tell me you like it.
I’ll tack it up on the fridge, though!
xoxoxo
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